One of those days I think.
"How shall we fuck off o Lord?"
"PERSECUTE! KILL the HERETIC!"
Wait. Who am I kidding, it's always one of those days...
"But despite the attempts of Protestants to promote the idea of sex for pleasure, children continue to multiple everywhere" - Quite.
I would post "Sit on my Face" too because it amuses me, but apparently the FCC thinks that's actionably indecent.