27 April 2009

espresso please hold the nipple

funny idea?

So...did we need a topless coffee shop? I'm not an expert on coffee, but this doesn't seem like it would be a necessary innovation to business practice. Perhaps it is amusing. But they could offer wi-fi and people could still look at boobs to perk up their mornings that way.

3 comments:

not undecided said...

I like tea. But yeah, in theory there's nothing WRONG with it...I've been into strip clubs...okay, one strip club - on Bourbon Street. But seriously....looking at man nipples is not going to assuage the awkwardness of OMG I'm so not eating that muffin, it touched her nipple...but I can't ask her to get me a clean one, I don't want her to think I think her nipple's gross...it just doesn't belong anywhere near my muffin.

There's a reason nudity is linked with alcohol outside the home...or hotel or whatever.

Sun Tzu said...

I had a difficult time coming up with a legitimate reason why this was necessarily bad as well. But it just doesn't seem like the best use of early morning time to go stare at some stranger's chest while they pour out coffee.

And coffee probably isn't going to increase tips much. To go along with the alcohol "problem".

not undecided said...

Yeah, it just makes no sense on any level, except to maybe the boobs who'll take any chance offered to view boobs.