29 August 2007

funny line

funny line

(TMQ proposes that henceforth, environmental hypocrisy be measured in Hummer Years.)

I can live with that I suppose. He was describing the celebrities arriving in their private jets for a concert on conservation and anti-greenhouse gases. Such jets generate pollutants equal to the average miles driving of a Hummer for one year. Hypocrisy in all this is basically an unchartable function of unintentional comedy.

"Four thousand years' worth of Hummer emissions for an event demanding conservation!"

"Sting's wife recently charted a helicopter to fly her to an environmental meeting." Ahh good times. I hate celebrities who have a message. Shut up and do what we pay you for until you make enough sense to say something important without sounding like an idiot. (the SC beauty queen comes to mind here).

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