a post written by a person of the intelligence expected to enjoy the super bowl advertisements

RawrWomen hawtMen need pants, Women make men weak; Rawr MORE BEER! Beer make men strong.

Mmmm fatten. More football! TV Shows taste great. We're #1!With more women! And Beer! Robots are cool[ Make fun of robot! Funny* Need car to drive to someplaceand? buy soap. 4yrols buy stock. They r smrt. Give ME chips! Jump Shark jump! Mr Burns want coke. Buy flo for dead people becuz of what song! Gogle itFrance evil! Green police&Government BAD!

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To be honest, that Focus on the Family ad was probably in the middle of the pack as far as things that ought be controversial or upsetting. Which is about what I figured would be the case, that it would be a roughly meaningless event.