Who cares? Apparently lots of people. This was 5 on the top topics of CNN today. Ahead of a battle in Turkey and a story on race/class differences in environment (probably in response to the earlier weeks buzz with Watson, who shall henceforth be known as 'DNA X' due to the damage being done to the honorable title of 'Watson'). No, instead of reading meaningful or engaging news we would like to know the suggested sexual orientation of an imaginary character from what is otherwise a children's book (and poorly written at that).
I have a headache.