Also, in should have kept your day job news

: Steven Seagal

That is all.

Personally he didn't exactly have much of a day job either. Minor celebrity still. But this celebrity sheriff bullshit obviously gets people into some problems.

Especially when you're using a fucking tank to bust a cockfighting ring. Because clearly that's a necessary amount of force. Shooting the dog after all that seems like an afterthought.

But typical.