: Steven Seagal
That is all.
Personally he didn't exactly have much of a day job either. Minor celebrity still. But this celebrity sheriff bullshit obviously gets people into some problems.
Especially when you're using a fucking tank to bust a cockfighting ring. Because clearly that's a necessary amount of force. Shooting the dog after all that seems like an afterthought.
A Remembrance and A Suggestion
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